If you wanna know, ask:)

..submit?

I am a 21year old English and Political Science major, and one day I would like to save the world. Also, I am currently trying to harvest an ostentatious afro along with the gift of narrative genius, I hope you join me on my quest.

My feet never have to touch the ground.

16 hours ago
0 notes

Me and Moscato.

(Source: impmon, via kensadork)

5 days ago
10,152 notes

effyeahnerdfighters:

My Drunk Kitchen: PIZZA JOHN!

1 week ago
7,326 notes
Me:*throws book seductively onto bed*
Me:*leaps passionately onto bed after book*
3 days ago
13,578 notes

Whoever said mo’ money mo’ problems obviously didn’t know shit.

My parents told me how much my car insurance bill is…and that I’m expected to pay it when I go off to grad school in the fall.

Thus, the New Jersey job hunt began in renewed earnest.

Then, I googled how much adjunct faculty make….and then I googled how much associate and assistant professors make (in a fit of hope)…

I basically need to BEAST at Rutgers and on get on the blogging grind so that if I can’t make money teaching at least I can write on the side to garner up enough change to wash my panties.

Maybe the corporate route is the way to go…

Technical writing is a thing, homie.

1 week ago
2 notes
lohanthony:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

lohanthony:

youngrecklesstupid:

eyesonfirre:

massugarr:

omfg why are you doing this to me

who gave u the right

no matter how many times this gos on my dash i shall always reblog.

there are tears

(Source: kingandqueen, via amyourqueen)

1 week ago
542,091 notes