|Me:||*throws book seductively onto bed*|
|Me:||*leaps passionately onto bed after book*|
My parents told me how much my car insurance bill is…and that I’m expected to pay it when I go off to grad school in the fall.
Thus, the New Jersey job hunt began in renewed earnest.
Then, I googled how much adjunct faculty make….and then I googled how much associate and assistant professors make (in a fit of hope)…
I basically need to BEAST at Rutgers and on get on the blogging grind so that if I can’t make money teaching at least I can write on the side to garner up enough change to wash my panties.
Maybe the corporate route is the way to go…
Technical writing is a thing, homie.